Guess what? I screwed Add Maths.

Gawd. That's it. A week left. Then it's over.

Note : the beginning part of yesterday's adventure. Its in Shi Yun's Blog. Read it.

So Larissa has a certificate in the discovery of the pubic bone.

So, Ladies. Don't shave your armpitts, U'll hurt ur bones.

Apparently, after all that. I was stil high and wanted to feel Shi Yun's boobs.
I know, Im a pervert.

Me : I wanna feel shiyun's boobs la.
Sy: NOWAY. *covers it*

Dhiv : Eh shiyun! U got 91 for ur bm la!
Sy: Really?
Me : Wow. Congratulations. * moves hand towards her boobs and taps it*
Looks like I do not shake hands.
Sy : Watta?
Me : Eh very nicela. But cannot feel properly.
Sy : Its sponge one la.

Larissa was jotting down all the conversations that happened because
she's a DUMB BLONDE so her brain power is really low.
Dhiv read it and said

" ShiYun has SPONGE BOB BRA???"

WATTA ==

I was still attacking boobies and i was really attached to Des and Larissa's as they were
the nearest. Shiyun escaped. *darn it*

*poke *

Des : I tell you, you touch my boobs one mroe time Im gonna make u regret u got
kawan kawan.
Me : But I wanna touch.
*touches Larissa's*
Larissa: CYNTHIA MARY THOMAS YOU EVER TOUCH ME AGAIN.YOU JAGA!

In the end, I asked for it. Should have just stopped. I will not tell what happened.
read in Larissa's blog. I have to protect my identity.

Des : *in a real real long indian slang * I warn you cyn don't touch my kawan kawan and you still touch my kawan kawan.
Larissa Just wrote it all down. So u want the whole picture, pls visit my bff's blog.

Another thing.
Des and me ordered Murtabak ayam at modern on thurs.
So it came like friggin 30 mins late!!

There was already a plate of curry.
Des calls one of the lady.
Des : Ah boleh tolong bawa kari ayam tak?
She goes.
Me : Then this one wat curry? * points at the existing curry on the table*
Des : *stares at it for awhile* I dunno la.
Me : HOW CAN YOU TELL WHAT CURRY IT IS BY JUST LOOKING AT IT???
The lady brings the curry.
Me : you know what. Letme just taste it ok.
*tastes both curries*
Me : Des.. Its the same.
Des : ya ka?
Calls another An-ne.
Des : An-ne tolong bawa kari ikan.
So he brings and he stares at our table.
You know why?
Cuz we had 3 plates of curry altogether!
Much much later.
Des : An-ne. Tolong bawa kari ikan campur kari ayam

She eats a lot of curry.

Slurpee makes people like me and Des go real nutcases.
Got more stuffs' But Im not in the mood now.

Horny Pills

I just got back from Alfred's Place after my group study with Des.

Today was one heck of a day.

CRAZY

WILD

HORNY

STUPID

*this what happens to students when they have PJK and BIO 3 on the day
and CHEM 3 and ADD MATHS 2 the next*

I will so tired now. I completely forgot about CHEM 3 tomoro!
I shall wake up later to study.
Will post what happened today tomoro. Its VERY interesting I tell you.

Devil Wears Prada.

I lurve this picture.

2mrw there'll be a camwhoring session at Frodo's place around 3pm.
Apparently the happy pills are digesting add maths.

Never give me slurpee.
I think im allergic to glucose.
I got really super high today at Asiah.
Im waiting for the pics to be uploaded by rissa!
I so darn need a pic with SY la.

I Love My Best Friends

Exams feel like an eternity.
Add Maths, was well.. errr. I didn't have time la. So you knowla.
I woke up at 4.30 am to study chem.
Shiyun was awake well. Haha =) & we ended up msging until
she ko-ed at 5.15am since she was up at 3am. LOL.
We dug our graves today, just waiting to jump into it . Thats all.

After our add maths, we all studied in my class la.
Des didn't come today due to some health complications.
* I make it sound so professional *
We were SUPPOSED to be studying chem, but you know,

GIRLS.

Shiyun was really high today.
This is what Add Maths does to growing teenage girls
with raging hormones. LOL

SY : * in a very high way* The sulphur u add with oxygen then can get wat? Sulphur dioxide.
With all the facial gestures.
Rissa : *stares at sy*
Me : *stares even more blankly*
Dhiv : *stares at sy* are you ok ah?
Then we continued again.
She kept on saying those contact process reaction.
And you know what?!
IT FRIGGIN CAME OUT FOR ESSAY!
Saved by Sy's High-ness.

Rissa : Des not here no funla.
Sy : Yeala. The horny one not here.
Me : HUH?! So Im not funny la now.
Sy : I said HORNY LAAA!
Me : O. * counterattack* So IM NOT HORNY LA NOW?!

Dhiv and me were talking about Bhatra. Then suddenly out of no where
we started talking about height issues.
Rissa : Eh Dhiv taller rite?
Me : Nolaaa I TALLER.
Dhiv : Yes ah? Come stand together.
Rissa & Sy : Yea Dhiv taller.
Me : U got see properly or not!
Rissa : You just made ur boobs pop out to make u look taller
== Watta.

Me and Rissa were too free after our chem exam. So she thought me how to do mini boxes.
Our happy pills =)))
Nick courtesy of SY.

Its addictive you know, the happy pills. Like marijuana and heroin.

Facebook Claims Im Cheap.

or

It's a fact that Im cheap in Facebook's Friends For Sale.
Looks like Im going to have to burn the midnight oil, furiously
to digest 2 years worth of add maths and chemistry.
Tragic right?
It's worse than Romeo & Juliet.
I feel that people who reads blogs with their identity sealed
are cowards.
Heck, Its just what I feel.

Effin Hatred

I so fucking hate guys with no balls.
Yes, you heard me.
GUYS WITH NO BALLS!
I mean come onla, you see someone you know
at a restaurant, can't you like fucking smile at the person?
Is that how you treat someone you know?
I went to this restaurant near my place just now.
This guy, he was a waiter, but I've seen him aroundlaaa.
And he KNOWS my name.
He was like staring at me, but he did not even bother to smile.
HELLO? Where are your balls?!

This goes to everyone out there, whom have anything against me
Open yer mouth and spit it out.
I HATE beating around the bush.
Im very open minded.
Its not like Im gonna eat yer up or anything?!

As Productive As Ever.

I've beginning to get attracted to Chicken Soup for Teenage Souls.
Gosh. It's somehow tragic what teen's go through daily.
Whether it's love or triumph, friendship or sorrow.

First week of exam GONE! YEAY!

Des : Cyn UR a P.I.A.
Stares blankly.
Des : Do you know what's P.I.A?
Cyn : Peanut In Action.
BUAHAHHAHAHA!

Des : Its Pain In the Ass.
Sy : I got a better one. Penis In Ass.
Cyn : Anal Justice.
BUAHAHAHAHA!

I told the gang abt what happened on Wed before Asiah. About Bhatra. HAHAHA.
Note : before Asiah, larissa and me were abt to cross the road. Bhatra stopped me.

Bhatra : Eh Jairam love u la.
Cyn : Oh yes ah?
Bhathra : Yala!
Cyn : Ohhh. Okiela I love him too.
He's plan to annoy me failed.
Cyn : eh Dhivyaa missedd you, you noe!
Bhatra : pleasela. Dhivyaa dun like me laaa.
Cyn : yeaaalaa! She like u laa!
Bhatra : I dun like herrrr
Cyn : Ylaaa
Bhatra : Cuz I love you *action = arms open wide*
=.= dumbfound. Instead of me bomming him, he bommed me. Darn.

My funeral is on Tuesday. Bear that in mind as I have Add Maths 2 and Chem 2.

I've to cramp up God noes how many chap's on saturday and sunday.
Im getting addicted to Hakim's deeedddaaa!