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My Blog Has Gone KuKu. Just Like The Owner.

SHI YUN CUT HER HAIR!

My Blog Has Gone KuKu. Just Like The Owner.

SHI YUN CUT HER HAIR!

My Blog Has Gone KuKu. Just Like The Owner.

SHI YUN CUT HER HAIR!

Guess what? I screwed Add Maths.

Gawd. That's it. A week left. Then it's over.

Note : the beginning part of yesterday's adventure. Its in Shi Yun's Blog. Read it.

So Larissa has a certificate in the discovery of the pubic bone.

So, Ladies. Don't shave your armpitts, U'll hurt ur bones.

Apparently, after all that. I was stil high and wanted to feel Shi Yun's boobs.
I know, Im a pervert.

Me : I wanna feel shiyun's boobs la.
Sy: NOWAY. *covers it*

Dhiv : Eh shiyun! U got 91 for ur bm la!
Sy: Really?
Me : Wow. Congratulations. * moves hand towards her boobs and taps it*
Looks like I do not shake hands.
Sy : Watta?
Me : Eh very nicela. But cannot feel properly.
Sy : Its sponge one la.

Larissa was jotting down all the conversations that happened because
she's a DUMB BLONDE so her brain power is really low.
Dhiv read it and said

" ShiYun has SPONGE BOB BRA???"

WATTA ==

I was still attacking boobies and i was really attached to Des and Larissa's as they were
the nearest. Shiyun escaped. *darn it*

*poke *

Des : I tell you, you touch my boobs one mroe time Im gonna make u regret u got
kawan kawan.
Me : But I wanna touch.
*touches Larissa's*
Larissa: CYNTHIA MARY THOMAS YOU EVER TOUCH ME AGAIN.YOU JAGA!

In the end, I asked for it. Should have just stopped. I will not tell what happened.
read in Larissa's blog. I have to protect my identity.

Des : *in a real real long indian slang * I warn you cyn don't touch my kawan kawan and you still touch my kawan kawan.
Larissa Just wrote it all down. So u want the whole picture, pls visit my bff's blog.

Another thing.
Des and me ordered Murtabak ayam at modern on thurs.
So it came like friggin 30 mins late!!

There was already a plate of curry.
Des calls one of the lady.
Des : Ah boleh tolong bawa kari ayam tak?
She goes.
Me : Then this one wat curry? * points at the existing curry on the table*
Des : *stares at it for awhile* I dunno la.
Me : HOW CAN YOU TELL WHAT CURRY IT IS BY JUST LOOKING AT IT???
The lady brings the curry.
Me : you know what. Letme just taste it ok.
*tastes both curries*
Me : Des.. Its the same.
Des : ya ka?
Calls another An-ne.
Des : An-ne tolong bawa kari ikan.
So he brings and he stares at our table.
You know why?
Cuz we had 3 plates of curry altogether!
Much much later.
Des : An-ne. Tolong bawa kari ikan campur kari ayam

She eats a lot of curry.

Slurpee makes people like me and Des go real nutcases.
Got more stuffs' But Im not in the mood now.

Horny Pills

I just got back from Alfred's Place after my group study with Des.

Today was one heck of a day.

CRAZY

WILD

HORNY

STUPID

*this what happens to students when they have PJK and BIO 3 on the day
and CHEM 3 and ADD MATHS 2 the next*

I will so tired now. I completely forgot about CHEM 3 tomoro!
I shall wake up later to study.
Will post what happened today tomoro. Its VERY interesting I tell you.

Devil Wears Prada.

I lurve this picture.

2mrw there'll be a camwhoring session at Frodo's place around 3pm.
Apparently the happy pills are digesting add maths.

Never give me slurpee.
I think im allergic to glucose.
I got really super high today at Asiah.
Im waiting for the pics to be uploaded by rissa!
I so darn need a pic with SY la.

I Love My Best Friends

Exams feel like an eternity.
Add Maths, was well.. errr. I didn't have time la. So you knowla.
I woke up at 4.30 am to study chem.
Shiyun was awake well. Haha =) & we ended up msging until
she ko-ed at 5.15am since she was up at 3am. LOL.
We dug our graves today, just waiting to jump into it . Thats all.

After our add maths, we all studied in my class la.
Des didn't come today due to some health complications.
* I make it sound so professional *
We were SUPPOSED to be studying chem, but you know,

GIRLS.

Shiyun was really high today.
This is what Add Maths does to growing teenage girls
with raging hormones. LOL

SY : * in a very high way* The sulphur u add with oxygen then can get wat? Sulphur dioxide.
With all the facial gestures.
Rissa : *stares at sy*
Me : *stares even more blankly*
Dhiv : *stares at sy* are you ok ah?
Then we continued again.
She kept on saying those contact process reaction.
And you know what?!
IT FRIGGIN CAME OUT FOR ESSAY!
Saved by Sy's High-ness.

Rissa : Des not here no funla.
Sy : Yeala. The horny one not here.
Me : HUH?! So Im not funny la now.
Sy : I said HORNY LAAA!
Me : O. * counterattack* So IM NOT HORNY LA NOW?!

Dhiv and me were talking about Bhatra. Then suddenly out of no where
we started talking about height issues.
Rissa : Eh Dhiv taller rite?
Me : Nolaaa I TALLER.
Dhiv : Yes ah? Come stand together.
Rissa & Sy : Yea Dhiv taller.
Me : U got see properly or not!
Rissa : You just made ur boobs pop out to make u look taller
== Watta.

Me and Rissa were too free after our chem exam. So she thought me how to do mini boxes.
Our happy pills =)))
Nick courtesy of SY.

Its addictive you know, the happy pills. Like marijuana and heroin.

Facebook Claims Im Cheap.

or

It's a fact that Im cheap in Facebook's Friends For Sale.
Looks like Im going to have to burn the midnight oil, furiously
to digest 2 years worth of add maths and chemistry.
Tragic right?
It's worse than Romeo & Juliet.
I feel that people who reads blogs with their identity sealed
are cowards.
Heck, Its just what I feel.

Effin Hatred

I so fucking hate guys with no balls.
Yes, you heard me.
GUYS WITH NO BALLS!
I mean come onla, you see someone you know
at a restaurant, can't you like fucking smile at the person?
Is that how you treat someone you know?
I went to this restaurant near my place just now.
This guy, he was a waiter, but I've seen him aroundlaaa.
And he KNOWS my name.
He was like staring at me, but he did not even bother to smile.
HELLO? Where are your balls?!

This goes to everyone out there, whom have anything against me
Open yer mouth and spit it out.
I HATE beating around the bush.
Im very open minded.
Its not like Im gonna eat yer up or anything?!

As Productive As Ever.

I've beginning to get attracted to Chicken Soup for Teenage Souls.
Gosh. It's somehow tragic what teen's go through daily.
Whether it's love or triumph, friendship or sorrow.

First week of exam GONE! YEAY!

Des : Cyn UR a P.I.A.
Stares blankly.
Des : Do you know what's P.I.A?
Cyn : Peanut In Action.
BUAHAHHAHAHA!

Des : Its Pain In the Ass.
Sy : I got a better one. Penis In Ass.
Cyn : Anal Justice.
BUAHAHAHAHA!

I told the gang abt what happened on Wed before Asiah. About Bhatra. HAHAHA.
Note : before Asiah, larissa and me were abt to cross the road. Bhatra stopped me.

Bhatra : Eh Jairam love u la.
Cyn : Oh yes ah?
Bhathra : Yala!
Cyn : Ohhh. Okiela I love him too.
He's plan to annoy me failed.
Cyn : eh Dhivyaa missedd you, you noe!
Bhatra : pleasela. Dhivyaa dun like me laaa.
Cyn : yeaaalaa! She like u laa!
Bhatra : I dun like herrrr
Cyn : Ylaaa
Bhatra : Cuz I love you *action = arms open wide*
=.= dumbfound. Instead of me bomming him, he bommed me. Darn.

My funeral is on Tuesday. Bear that in mind as I have Add Maths 2 and Chem 2.

I've to cramp up God noes how many chap's on saturday and sunday.
Im getting addicted to Hakim's deeedddaaa!

another day too soon.

There are many things in this world that does not seem right to anyone of us.
Likewise in love and friendship.
Puppy love comes and goes, but true love is eternal.
The same applies in friendship.
Thats why, love and friendship are inseparable.
Because in the end.

we all need each other.

My BFF WROTE <3333>
I found it! I wrote an essay about Cynthia as my entree essay for some high school in the States when I was 14. I forgot what's the high school name. Whatever.


God created us in all different sizes and colors but many often judge others by the way they look, their fashion style, their skin color and their body size. Some even use harsh words on others. Why can we not comply the idiomatic expression ' do not judge the book by it's cover ' into our daily lives ? One of the people that had made understand the idiom is one of my best friends, Cynthia Mary Thomas. Cynthia is a little plump and is an Indian but she was never upset with the way she look.

I got to know of Cynthia at approximately two years ago when I first entreed secondary school at SMK Convent Klang. I did not notice her existence as I buried myself with worries about what was going to happen in the future. Before I knew it, she stood in front of me and my friends and introduced herself. I was amazed by how well she could approach people and made a humerous introduction of herself. Although she was dark as she was an Indian and plump, she never bear in mind the things that people speak ill of her.

I hardly talk to anyone in the class as I was bad in socializing. Cynthia on the other hand was very good in socializing with others. She approached me again several days after she introduced herself and we started talking about many other things. As days goes by, our friendship grew stronger. Little did I know that we have a lot in common although we look nothing alike. I finally felt accepted as I had only a hand full of friends back when I was in primary school. Many backstabbed and hurt my feelings.Soon, I spend a lot of time with Cynthia and realised that she was one true friend. Several weeks after we met each other, we became very close friends.

We spend time playing basketball together and we often laugh as she was a little short to play basketball. Despite that, we enjoyed our time practising our basketball skills together. We also talk a lot about things happening around us and also share secrets. The race barrier was broken and we became best friends. We talk on the phone for hours and laugh at each other's silly jokes. In the recent months we even visit each other's house and spend time with each other's family. That really help to build our friendship on solid rocks.

Cynthia who is cheerful, helpful, friendly, kind, caring and also a great friend was one of the most important people in my life. She helped me when I was down and when I was sick. She carried my bag although she was already carrying her own heavy bag. Her shoulder hurt after that but did not blame me but instead she prayed that I would recover soon. She would do what ever it takes to help me even if it was out of her way. I really appriciated her help and I am grateful that she is always around when I needed someone to depend on.

With God's grace, I hope that we will keep in touch no matter how far apart we would be in future. Indeed first impression are ever lasting impression but once you get to know better, you may see a totally different person than what you expected them to be. Therefore, do not judge a book by it it's cover.

Bye Bye Bio.

I suck at BIO.

Things at Asiah really are great and hillarious.
Lets learn about pepper spray. Shall we?

Crystal : What's pepper spray in bm?
Larissa : Idk. *so she asks Izzatee*
Both Izzatee and Kiri din noe.
*i duno whether this version is true cuz i sat behind. LOL My story coming up*
Jason Tan : Its penyembur lada.
Larissa: WATTA! Y is it penyembur DADA??

*everyone starts laughing*
Kiri even demonstrated. Spray on ur BOOBs and it enlarges. WOW!

I was sitting a few rows back cuz i felt SORRY for Jo Sheng.

Me : I can hear them talking about breast feeding.
Jo Sheng : This one all you'll hearlaaa.
Then Asiah has this perfume thingy.
Jo Sheng: I dun like the smell la.
Me : Yea me too. Its too strong.
Jo Sheng: Its smells like breast milk.
*stares at him*
Me :WHAT?! Have you even smelt breast milk.
Jo Sheng : *still so calmly* Nola. But it does smell like it.
Me: *stares blankly*
Jo Sheng : Imagine what my friends go thru 6 hours with me.
Me : I pity ur friends.

Most of the ACS ppl tak datang. Cuz they had physics paper today.
Harvir didnt come. *hehehe damn nice without him*
Thats was a day at asiah.
Today My BM PAPER! AYOYOYOYO!
No comment la,.

Larissa just msg-ed me. She took my facebook quiz on "How well u know me."
And she got 100! WOOTS!
HAHAHA! TEEHEE!

Guess what. I have moral tomoro! HAIX! Pics taken during asiah. Visit RISSA's BLOG!

Twinkle Twinkle Little Star.

I just had a HECTIC day today.
I slept at 3 am, (yes I was UP studying ==) Thanks to MC.
I feel like an owl.

Patrick's reading BIO.

Patrick got FED up at the 2nd page. ==

Patrick transformed into Patricia because of BIO pressure.

I have a problem with losing files. This is the 3rd Saturday in a row that I have
lost my PHYSICS file. *tragic isn't it?*
I was searching for it like mad for almost an hour (from 9am-10am)
I even msg-ed ShiYun <3,>
& finally MUM came to the rescue. After a big round of hunting for my phy file
in my book shelve. I finally found it.

Mum : What are you looking for ? Don't tell me you lost something again?
Me : I lost my physics file. I can't find it =.=
Mum : You've searched everywhere?
Me : YEA! AYOYO! Alfred gonna kill me *starts whining*
Mum : Have you checked under the bed?
Me : Why would I wanna keep my physic's file under my bed???
*being a moron, i started laughing at my mum*
Mum : Just go & check laaa.
Me : Ok, But Im telling you its not there.
So I went & i found it. =.=

Went to Alfred. Everyone looked so dead and tired.
My group study plans with MC got cancelled cuz her Bro couldn't fetch her.
Had lunch with Des at fruity & I saw 'Izzattee' there with his parents.
His mum held his hand when they were crossing the road to get to Sunita.
Awww Isn't that cute? Mama's Boy. LOL =DD *if izzat reads this, Im so dead*

Prasad. Ayoyo. I was KO-ED la! Des and Myself were practically dozing off.
I got home and sleptla. HAHA.

Everytime Im on the phone with either MC or Des, the other, (MC/Des) calls. Telepathy. Not bad rite? chunted.


Here's a Quick Quiz.
This happened after Asiah that day.

Harvir : Eh Larissa, Your shortlaaa.
Larissa : Im not short.
Harvir : Yes you are.
Larissa : If I am short . . *points to me* Then what is Cynthia?
Harvir : *stares at me*
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Harvir : A Dwarf.
My shortness.
Sighs. It is always a problem.

Nightmare From Christmas.

Im running away now. There's a big cockroach climbing up the wall, behind the
computer screen. Icky brown thing. ANTI-COCKROACH!

Im GONNA SUE U instead.

Vyck Thought i WAS a CHINESE instead of an INDIAN.

=.= MAJOR BOM.

*edit* FaceBOOK becomes FaceBOOM =.= Thanks to my typo error's.

Sue Me If You Must.

I know . I got bored studying la. & The BLOGGING MOJO came back
thanks to my 2 bff's. [ Im givving you guys credit ok]
I skipped school today. Yess & Larissa's getting fade up of it. HAHA.
Mid term's are next week and I swear Im aiming for pass.
My 2 bff's already posted about the carrier expo stuff.
After yesterday, I will NEVER forget Mr.Kelvin Wong. [SEGI College]
Okie. This is my OATH.

I, Cynthia Mary Thomas , solemnly swear that I will not delete this blog and keep it updated.

Hopefully. *grins*

My MOST "FAVOURITE" Subjects of all times. ESP BIO.

I managed to get the Purple one! HAHA Thx Mr. KELVIN!

I got this from that idiot.

Ladies. Keep this in ur purse.
Its a goodluck charm for ur love life.
Heck Its BRANDED! LOL.

Can u believe it? It even has an expiry DATE!